I figure that now is as good a time as any for me to tell you all that I am going to do something really stupid and I thought, “what better place to chronicle this descent into foolishness than Tumblr?”

So I’m going to do that.

Basically, tomorrow I am embarking on a 3 day juice cleanse, which in and of itself is probably a pretty healthy thing to do but for someone with my terrible dieting habits (that I have persevered in up unto this final moment) is going to be some hellish sort of torture as I go into withdrawal from junk food, caffeine, and whatever other chemicals I have become dependent upon.  Can you develop a dependency on bacon?  What about all the other stuff that is in Red Bull that isn’t caffeine?  Whatever, that stuff is going to supposedly flush out of my system in the next three days and it is probably not gonna be any sort of pretty for me.

So I am going to chronicle it here and on Twitter (for when I am at work), which means that for the next three days I am going to have to remember to write a blog post so I can give you all the run-down of what this juice cleanse is doing to my body and how that feels for a dude that hasn’t been really healthy since roughly 2004.  Should be a hoot and a holler, hope you’ll join me for this awful ride.

taeminnie-ksl:

im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

I CANT

Yesssss.

(via itswalky)

alotofsuperheroes:

(via itswalky)

ryannorth:

softowl:

ryannorth:

T-Rexes were born in wee little eggs, and they came out all tiny and adorable. I know, I know: paleontologists have been saying this for years, but we never believed them because they couldn’t produce tiny adorable plushies to prove it. UNTIL NOW.

Micro T-Rex is three inches of soft and fuzzy adorable, and comes with that removable plastic keychain clip you see pictured, so he’s ready to hang out wherever you go! He is Down for Hangouts!

I would type more but he’s TOO CUTE, look at his little arms, i’m DYING

Guys these just came out today and I really think you should buy one.  Only $8.50!  How can you put a PRICE on LOVE 

What if I do a mini-t-Rex mini-giveaway…..??

This is a great idea!  EVERYONE who reblogs this gets one entry, and tomorrow I will choose one reblog at random and send them one!  REBLOG AWAY AND T-REX MIGHT COME LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE / HANG OFF YOUR FINGERS AND KEYS

(via apropospenguin)

This can’t end well. (Taken with instagram)

I am still waiting. (Taken with instagram)

So I guess I just post pictures of the little dude now. (Taken with instagram)

Little boy in some fine threads. (Taken with instagram)

Morning boy (Taken with instagram)

All right everyone, I don’t do this kinda stuff pretty much ever, but after scouring the internet and not finding one lick of aid with the problem, and then solving the problem myself, I thought “well shit man, better put it on the internet so that the next poor bastard doesn’t have the same problem.”

So here’s the scenario: you change your Windows Live ID password, and suddenly discover that you are no longer able to log into the Games for Windows Live client.  Instead, it gives you an error saying that your user name or password is invalid.  ”But what the hell,” you exclaim, “I just logged into the website!”  So you try to call Live support, but then you realize that there is no actual Games for Windows Live support structure beyond what’s on the website.  Call Xbox Support?  They can’t help you.  It’s not their wheelhouse.  Well, don’t worry.  I have the answer, and it’s really simple.

Your new password, well you probably made it alphanumeric, but then you threw a special character or two in, just to make it more secure.  That way the Live.com password rater calls it “Strong.”  Only, the Games for Windows Live client can’t handle passwords of that magnitude—they are strictly alphanumeric.  Put a special character in it, and the client won’t be able to log you in.

So change your password to something purely alphanumeric, and congratulations, you can get back into your games.  Isn’t that great?  Of course it is.