Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
no no no no NO
get away from me
you birds from Hell
(hey can I poke your belly creepy dudes? I kind of want to poke your belly)
Everyone remember this GIF the next time someone tries to tell you that dinosaurs being birds makes them not scary.
I figure that now is as good a time as any for me to tell you all that I am going to do something really stupid and I thought, “what better place to chronicle this descent into foolishness than Tumblr?”
So I’m going to do that.
Basically, tomorrow I am embarking on a 3 day juice cleanse, which in and of itself is probably a pretty healthy thing to do but for someone with my terrible dieting habits (that I have persevered in up unto this final moment) is going to be some hellish sort of torture as I go into withdrawal from junk food, caffeine, and whatever other chemicals I have become dependent upon. Can you develop a dependency on bacon? What about all the other stuff that is in Red Bull that isn’t caffeine? Whatever, that stuff is going to supposedly flush out of my system in the next three days and it is probably not gonna be any sort of pretty for me.
So I am going to chronicle it here and on Twitter (for when I am at work), which means that for the next three days I am going to have to remember to write a blog post so I can give you all the run-down of what this juice cleanse is doing to my body and how that feels for a dude that hasn’t been really healthy since roughly 2004. Should be a hoot and a holler, hope you’ll join me for this awful ride.
What if I do a mini-t-Rex mini-giveaway…..??
T-Rexes were born in wee little eggs, and they came out all tiny and adorable. I know, I know: paleontologists have been saying this for years, but we never believed them because they couldn’t produce tiny adorable plushies to prove it. UNTIL NOW.
Micro T-Rex is three inches of soft and fuzzy adorable, and comes with that removable plastic keychain clip you see pictured, so he’s ready to hang out wherever you go! He is Down for Hangouts!
I would type more but he’s TOO CUTE, look at his little arms, i’m DYING
Guys these just came out today and I really think you should buy one. Only $8.50! How can you put a PRICE on LOVE
This is a great idea! EVERYONE who reblogs this gets one entry, and tomorrow I will choose one reblog at random and send them one! REBLOG AWAY AND T-REX MIGHT COME LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE / HANG OFF YOUR FINGERS AND KEYS
So I guess I just post pictures of the little dude now. (Taken with instagram)